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There was an old man with three sons - two clever, but third... the seaman!
The air-plane has broken and falls, two pilots sit and look in a window and silently talk:
"I do not understand....., why the seamen the are pleased to approach of ground...?!"
Singapore. Along the street go the Navigator and Engineer, stop at a show-window, where the human brains are exposed. Inscriptions:
1. Brains of Navigator 1 kg = 1000 USD
2. Brains of Engineer 1 kg = 10000 USD
The Engineer happy shouts: " Well what I spoke? You see, how the Engineer's brains are appreciated? " The Navigator comes inside of shop and begins to find out, in what reason,
why such difference? The owner of shop answers:
"... You simply don't represent, how much it's necessary Engineers to collect this kg...!!! "
In the open sea the Navigator was ill. After checking the patient the doctor has reflected.
- " The Doctor, something serious? - No..., I simply recollect, who else is familiar with navigation...!? "
Two old seamen sit, one speaks: "The New year is good. - Yes, - second answers. - But orgasm is better.
- Yes, better, - first answers, - but the New year is more often."
The drunk seaman leaves the bar in the morning:
- " What for a strange smell?" The passerby: "It is fresh air...Sir!"
Also remember, - the grandmother the grand daughter learns: - " Each woman in life should have only one large love.
- "And who was your sole love? - Seamen! "
The Captain has written down in a Log-Book: "Today 2nd Officer was drunk". The 2nd Officer has declared, is it a unique case.
- "Sincerely I regret", - the Captain has said, - "but I should write down all cases, even exclusive".
Somedays the 2nd Officer has written down in a Log-Book: " Today Captain was sober ".
The pirates have captured the passenger ship. The captain of the pirates gives the orders:
"The women overboard, men in hold, then we shall be fuck them."
Women is plaintively protest: "But men can't be fucked with the pirates!"
Votes of the men from the hold: "OK..., OK..., No problem...!."
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